I can just picture it.
Basilides: So, what we gonna do about dat damn transubstantiation thingie, huh?
Augustine: Uh, man, dunno. Call Holy Ghost Busters, maybe?
Athanasius: Come on, man. Be serious for a bit, will you? We canna bloody well have them believe jus whatever, right?
Basilides: Okay, okay. We gonna solve that sucker right now. Forever. Like, when they go, ey, christianman, tell me how dat bloody oblate thing work, we gonna tell them: Yo man, it's magic, that's what it is.
Augustine: Nah. Canna do that. They's gonna look right through it. Gotta tell them something... you know... something awesome. Some big ass shit. Like, it's da faiths, or sumthin.
Origen: Yeeeeah, that's sounds like it. Faith. Always a good thing, right. Have a little faith in me and all that shit.
Athanasius: But ain't they gonna say, like, that not real rational an stuff?
Origen: Yeeeah, but I already have sumthin for them says that.
Athanasius: Like what?
Basilides: Yeeah, let's fuckin hear it, man!
Origen: Simple. We gonna tell em, god is what makes them logics be logical. God da powerman of rationality. Cos god made it all, so god made da logic, too, right? No way outta that one.
Basilides: Well, yeah, but then ain't they gonna say that if god made da logics and it's all fuckin rational, why doesn't it be so rational now with the Christ being in da oblate an all? Shouldn'ta be rational then?
Origen: You ain't grokkin it man. It's fuckin brilliant. They gonna say that, alright. But we gonna answer them thusly: God is rationality. No rationality without god. But you gotta have faith in god first. Cos, well, god is rationality. So, no rationality without god.
Basilides: Okay. Now I'm impressed.
Athanasius: Gotta go pee, folks.
Augustine: It's brilliant, man. It really is. It gonna work.
Origen: Don't tell me. Born a genius. Didn't choose it for meself. It's a curse as well as a blessin you know.
Augustine: How so?
Origen: I gotta walk this valley of darkness with all you suckers to the day I die.
Athanasius (yelling from bathroom): You get to spend eternity with us too, remember?
Origen: That's what makes it so frightening.